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haitianprophet: metalburger: yuengcrewneck: keep your tims...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:49:43 -0400

metalburger:

yuengcrewneck:

keep your tims on

I have to get up but I have the tiny shorts and I am

DISABLED

Lmao Kia went in though. This is far from a game.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:16:51 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:55 -0400

Got my Iggy tickets. Plan on twerking on everything that moves. Girls, Guys, Children, Alladat.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:52:45 -0400

Got my Iggy tickets. Plan on twerking on everything that moves. Girls, Guys, Children, Alladat.

sublimely-self-righteous: Lana del Rey and Andra DayThe Viper...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:35:39 -0400

sublimely-self-righteous:

Lana del Rey and Andra Day
The Viper Room, West Hollywood, CA
October 9, 2012

So…I woke up this morning, decided that I’d sleep for 5 more minutes, ended up sleeping...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:33:33 -0400

So…I woke up this morning, decided that I’d sleep for 5 more minutes, ended up sleeping for 30 minutes more, got up like SHIEEETT, I’m LATE! Hopped in the shower, got dressed, ran to the car, hopped on the freeway, hit hella traffic as per usual, but more than usual, drove into my jobs parking lot and noticed there were no cars….
I’m thinking, where is everyone…is there a conference I didn’t know about? Did we have off today? Turns out it was mad early and I was mad early for work. The cold part is, I def looked at the time like 6 times while getting dressed, but I guess I was too focused on the minutes and not the hours. Where was Kanye when I needed him??! 😩😆

I can’t sleep…I’m too busy thinking about the Wingstop in my fridge. But I’m...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:30:07 -0400

I can’t sleep…I’m too busy thinking about the Wingstop in my fridge. But I’m too lazy to get up and eat it.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:57:46 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:56:22 -0400

pharaohhearts: chuckyface: “I don’t want to ignore my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:12 -0400

pharaohhearts:

chuckyface:

“I don’t want to ignore my Blackness. I just want to get to the point where my racial identity is simply a part of what makes me unique in the way being from the Bronx makes me unique, or being an Aquarius, or being born in 1977 and having hip-hop be a part of my heartbeat.”

- Kerry Washington Essence Magazine 2010

Marry me

drugstoreprincess: .

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:55:43 -0400

drugstoreprincess:

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dontappropriatemedummy: goldenmanda: I’m equal opportunity as far as dating goes. There is way to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:59 -0400

dontappropriatemedummy:

goldenmanda:

I’m equal opportunity as far as dating goes. There is way to many fine women and men in the world for me to be limiting myself to one demographic. That’s like asking to be lonely. My fore fathers fought for me to have equal rights. That means I can fuck who I want annnddd have all the mixed brown babies I want. Catch me at 35 with a rainbow coalition of children in my SUV.
It’s 2013 get with the swirl.
yooooo

blackfashion: http://sofiitana.tumblr.com/ http://santanaaaax.tu...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:46:04 -0400

blackfashion:

http://sofiitana.tumblr.com/

http://santanaaaax.tumblr.com/

"Your just a b, and that doesn’t stand for best."

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:44:40 -0400

“Your just a b, and that doesn’t stand for best.”

"WE ARE NO LONGER EVEN BFF’S, YOUR NOT EVEN A F!"

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:43:32 -0400

“WE ARE NO LONGER EVEN BFF’S, YOUR NOT EVEN A F!”

xhromosomes: xhromosomes: OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA FOUND IT...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:52 -0400

xhromosomes:

xhromosomes:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA

FOUND IT OMFG

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:36:27 -0400

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:35:10 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:55 -0400

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"I regret nothing. Except not getting with Mos Def, when I had the chance. That I..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:22 -0400

“

I regret nothing. Except not getting with Mos Def, when I had the chance. That I regret.

**correction

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haitianprophet: metalburger: yuengcrewneck: keep your tims...

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Got my Iggy tickets. Plan on twerking on everything that moves. Girls, Guys, Children, Alladat.

sublimely-self-righteous: Lana del Rey and Andra DayThe Viper...

So…I woke up this morning, decided that I’d sleep for 5 more minutes, ended up sleeping...

I can’t sleep…I’m too busy thinking about the Wingstop in my fridge. But I’m...

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pharaohhearts: chuckyface: “I don’t want to ignore my...

drugstoreprincess: .

dontappropriatemedummy: goldenmanda: I’m equal opportunity as far as dating goes. There is way to...

blackfashion: http://sofiitana.tumblr.com/ http://santanaaaax.tu...

"Your just a b, and that doesn’t stand for best."

"WE ARE NO LONGER EVEN BFF’S, YOUR NOT EVEN A F!"

xhromosomes: xhromosomes: OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA FOUND IT...

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

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"I regret nothing. Except not getting with Mos Def, when I had the chance. That I..."

‎Mom hands me phone to answer